Monday, September 19, 2011

The Yogurt Phenomenon

Definition: A phenomenon in which the attention given/appreciation for one factor is decreased by the introduction of another.

Origin: The first time I tried YoCrunch (yogurt with a separately-sealed topping, in this case, Oreo) was without the topping because my greedy little brother decided that one topping was not enough for his yogurt. Nevertheless, it was some pretty good yogurt. However, the next time around, I couldn't stand the spoonfuls of plain yogurt that the limited amount of Oreo (come on, YoCrunch, a little more can't hurt) failed to reach.


Examples: The episode of Party Down wherein a girl, recently abandoned by the popular crowd, is devastated at her sweet sixteen where only the "nerdy" friends (plain yogurt) of her past have shown up. She eventually re-embraces her inner-nerd and finds herself having fun with her old friends, until her popular counterparts (Oreos) show up, causing her to immediately abandon the losers and leave with the cool kids.


The trade that brought Carmelo Anthony (Oreos) over to the once Stoudemire (plain yogurt)-led Knicks.

Every rich guy that has left their wife (plain yogurt) for an attractive gold digger (Oreos).


How disgusting your Del Taco (plain yogurt) suddenly tastes when you turn on Diners, Drive-ins, & Dives (Oreos).

How unattractive your girlfriend (plain yogurt) becomes after you watch a Natalie Portman (Oreos) movie.

Summer Television (Part 2)

Looking at the last post brings into perspective on how damn long this summer has been; I can't believe that I started watching Damages within this same summer, it seemed so long ago. Well, summer has dwindled down to its last 3 days, and it felt appropriate to post this while I still could. Also, note that Curb is the only show on the list that actually airs in the summer (which was just a coincidence).


The Ricky Gervais Show
Some of my favorite moments from Our Idiot Abroad were the brief phone calls between Karl and Stephen/Ricky, so when I heard about this, I shit my pants. Pretty much an animated, best-of compilation of the trio's old podcasts, every single second is golden. Granted, Karl's stupidity is amplified through interjections and uses of selective reasoning by Ricky and Stephen, but even with that said, his case isn't helped much. They hit the most interesting of tangents and the hilarious animations are just icing on the cake.

The penultimate part of my Ricky Gervais phase was Extras (I just began to watch The Office...yeah, I went completely backwards). Everything about this show was just perfect; the characters (Gervais channels his inner Larry David), the chemistry, the plots of each episode, and the entire story arc itself. Broad, I know, but it was just so well-rounded, smooth and filled with well-thought out humor. The idea of celebrities portraying outlandish versions of themselves has been done before, but c'mon, Harry Potter as a childish, fag-smoking, unsuccessful womanizer? Rose from Titanic, a phone sex expert? Charles Xavier, the nonchalant pervert? Head to toe, this series was genius, my only gripe with it being that it was so short-lived.

Easily one of the, if not the most, funniest shows that I have ever watched. No other show has caused me to go out and buy a poster for it. And never has a show given me throat pains from laughing so hard (81 episodes of this damn show in 2 weeks can do that you). I am convinced that Larry David's overly-outspoken, bad-luck ridden, always-annoyed, man-child character of ridiculous antics is the greatest character that comedy television has bore witness to this past decade. The situations conjured up by Mr. David are just pure genius and proves to be comedy at its best. And in addition to that, his character's lack of a filter provides stark social commentary, and should be lauded as a hero for being the only man brave enough to say/do the things he does. To estimate, I'd say that 65% of time, LD is right. But as for the 35%, his unorthodox tendencies cause him to spill over into pure idiocy. No matter what he does, we will most likely be thinking the same thing, which is why we love him. Oh, and don't get me started on Leon...

A fun, yet unfortunately short-lived, comedy with a lot of familiar faces which pretty much provided some commentary on the "starving artist" (actors, musicians, writers in LA, that sort of thing) and also provided a lot of laughs. Every episode succeeded with consistent humor and hilariously, well-drawn out situations and characters. The show also succeeded with bringing a tinge of some romantic drama, which actually fit well and was just nice because Lizzy Caplan is so likable. Like with Extras, it's a shame that it ended so quick, I would've gladly had someone replace Adam Scott on Parks & Rec and opted for the nonexistence of Glee to have kept this show going. It saddens me that millions of people watch shit like Two and a Half Men and Big Bang Theory while this is cancelled. Eh, to each his own. Hopefully the alleged plans for a Party Down movie don't fall through like every other show-turned-movie has. You know what? I think I'm gonna start rewatching the whole series right now.

Hop on the Thought Train

-Damn, this Starbucks green tea latte distinctly smells like fish.

-The Emmy committee, or whoever the fuck, has repeatedly robbed Steve Carrell. Modern Family and Ty Burrell are awesome, but they have several more years left on air. Also, Breaking Bad's omission  (Season 4 aired after the eligibility period...or something like that. Same with Curb.) was a bit disappointing. Lastly, I would love to see Parks & Rec and Louie get some Emmy gold in the next couple of years.

-It took me a good 15 seconds to spell "committee". THREE double consonants?! Had no idea that was possible.

-Marshmallow Pebbles is currently the most underrated cereal available in stores.

-Saw a hipster chick ironically have the Bible under her favorite books on Facebook. But if you think about it, the Bible is easily one of the most fascinating pieces of work out there. Here's a mass collection of short stories (who knows how off the translations are from the original scriptures...) that billions have believed to be true, does that not elicit the slightest bit of interest? And the stories don't suck either; there has to be a certain threshold of interest if you're aiming for the complete, lifelong devotion of the masses, no? Jesus, religion keeps coming up, but it's just too damn intriguing. Pun sort of intended.

-I wanna marry Jenny Lee Lindberg.

-Epiphany: Season 1 Walter White = Ned Flanders

-I should buy a George Foreman Lean Mean Fat-Reducing Grilling Machine tomorrow.

-Thinking about introducing "rad" into my vernacular...

Sunday, September 18, 2011

Playlist #16

1. Polar Opposites by Modest Mouse
2. 100% by Sonic Youth
3. Not Fade Away (Buddy Holly cover) by Florence + the Machine
4. When the Sun Don't Shine by Best Coast
5. All We Ever Wanted Was Everything by Bauhaus
6. Heavy Track (Johnny Marr Unreleased Instrumental) by The Smiths
7. I Misses You (Johnny Marr Unreleased Instrumental) by The Smiths
8. Black Hearts by Remy Balon
9. I Wanna Meet Dave Grohl by Wavves
10. Sex With Society by Kendrick Lamar
11. Proceed IV (AJ Shine's Proceed w/o a Pause Remix) by The Roots
12. Wind Parade by Donald Byrd
13. Gettin' It On by Rick James
14. On a Wire by 2:54

Monday, September 12, 2011

Playlist #15

1. What You Know by Two Door Cinema Club
2. Bodysnatchers by Radiohead
3. Little Person by Jon Brion
4. All We Ask by Grizzly Bear
5. White Winter Hymnal by Fleet Foxes
6. Kool Thing by Sonic Youth
7. Candle by Sonic Youth
8. Waist by Sonic Youth
9. Star Power by Sonic Youth
10. Soft Shock by Yeah Yeah Yeahs
11. Runaway by Yeah Yeah Yeahs
12. Turn Into by Yeah Yeah Yeahs
13. The Times, They Are A-Changin' by Bob Dylan
14. Forever Young by Bob Dylan
15. All Along the Watchtower by Bob Dylan
16. Sound of Da Police by KRS-ONE
17. Hot Like Fire (Aaliyah cover) by The xx
18. Infinity by The xx
19. Wicked Game by Chris Isaak
20. Melody Day by Caribou
21. Creeping by 2:54

Friday, September 9, 2011

Bleak

Everything is more complicated than you think. You only see a tenth of what is true. There are a million little strings attached to every choice you make; you can destroy your life every time you choose. But maybe you won’t know for twenty years. And you may never ever trace it to its source. And you only get one chance to play it out. Just try and figure out your own divorce. And they say there is no fate, but there is: it’s what you create. And even though the world goes on for eons and eons, you are only here for a fraction of a fraction of a second. Most of your time is spent being dead or not yet born. But while alive, you wait in vain, wasting years, for a phone call or a letter or a look from someone or something to make it all right. And it never comes or it seems to but it doesn’t really. And so you spend your time in vague regret or vaguer hope that something good will come along. Something to make you feel connected, something to make you feel whole, something to make you feel loved. And the truth is I feel so angry, and the truth is I feel so fucking sad, and the truth is I’ve felt so fucking hurt for so fucking long and for just as long I’ve been pretending I’m OK, just to get along, just for, I don’t know why, maybe because no one wants to hear about my misery, because they have their own. Well, fuck everybody. Amen.
          -Pastor from Synecdoche, New York

Monday, September 5, 2011

Playlist #14

1. Majesty by Warpaint
2. Seconds (Syd the Kid Remix) by Little Dragon
3. Ritual Union by Little Dragon
4. Dream Within a Dream by Elysian Fields
5. Bayonne by Elysian Fields
6. Young Folks (Peter, Bjorn, & John Cover) by The Kooks
7. Honey by Best Coast
8. Gimme Yours by AZ Ft. Nas
9. Valerie by Amy Winehouse
10. I Don't Play by Kool Keith
11. All the Time by Kool Keith
12. Benediction by Thurston Moore
13. Illuminine by Thurston Moore
14. The Shape Is In A Trance by Thurston Moore
15. Silver_Blue by Thurston Moore
16. Real Muthaphuckkin' G's by Eazy E
17. Come Out and Play by The Offspring